BlogBunny

Definitely NOT because I am cute, because I’m not. I can be quite the cow actually, when needs be. And it’s not even original as I had hoped/thought, which was kinda daft considering I am not exactly at the forefront of blogging, duh!

Actually, I am not allowed to make “stoopid”, “daft”, “blonde”, “duh” references about myself anymore. I have been banned by my lovely new friend Kathryn Dunford, mother of the amazing, gifted, mouthy, yet strangely sweet author and uber marketer, Naomi Dunne of Ittybiz

I will be teaching myself how the hell to link later today so that my thousands of readers may find out about my lovely peops.

Back to Bunny: So…… sticking with it because, as is my wont, (what’s a wont? – just looked it up – it’s a habit actually and I will link that later too) I tend to think of the word first: I love words; and then find a reason to use it. BlogBunny just plain sounds good to me and the reasons I have since found for it’s appropriateness, are thus:

Bunnies hop. All over the place. Just like me. I can barely focus on one thing at a time and my mind and speech hop from one subject to another like an attention challenged ADD person, gagging for Ritalin.

I talk like a crazed speed freak on speed and coffee with a couple of vodka red bulls thrown in. And that’s when I get out of bed in the morning. At around 5am. Can you imagine what I am like after my daily iced latte? Or later in the evening, on one of my rare forays into society (yeah, right) when I do indeed, actually have one or two vodka red bulls? Wouldn’t want to let the heaving masses down. (Sorry, to my best bud! You don’t heave that often and are not that big anymore ……..)

Sometimes, when my tongue has caused a mental pile up during what was intended to be a friendly update with the girls, I visualise a little mini-me type bad angel thing  whirring obsessively, hummingbird-wise, above my head, barfing out streams of words, and I think “SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!”. But I rarely do. My mates are used to it. Well I think they are. Although no one has called lately for a girl’s night………….

So, hopping. From one subject to another. That’s reason one.

What else do bunnies do? Minds out of the gutter peops. My children may read this so keeping it cleanish. Bunnies create a lot don’t they? Lots of other bunnies. They just keep popping out new bunnies all the time. Which works as an analogy for me, alongside the hopping thing. I have a new idea a million times a day. My head is buzzing with them. I’d be brilliant if I could focus on one for more than a minute at a time. Or barking mad…

So that’s reason two. BlogBunny it is and BlogBunny it will stay. I AM BlogBunny so there! Muwahahaha……….

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